Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Dear Bathroom Scale..

Look, I don't like you, and I suspect you don't like me. I'd appreciate it then if, when I step on you in the morning, you could not lie to me. This morning you said I'd gained 4lbs since last week. This is not true, and we both know it. I know I had a "weekend of luxury", but I don't think I had so much "luxury" to gain 4lbs! You and I are not on the same page, and we somehow need to get there.

Tomorrow, or the next day we'll meet up again, and I hope that this time the news you have will be more agreeable. In the meantime, I'll keep doing what I'm doing and hope that you'll come around.

Until then, my mortal enemy.

Love,
Me

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